You know when you live in a small town...

Shannon: I need to go clean my living room in case the guy coming over to visit Steve cares.

Me: Why are they going to your house?

Shannon: Well, it's either our house or Beau and Julie's house.

Me: Ooooh! They're even crazier than you guys...

Shannon: Nah, they're not crazier, they just have less teeth!